omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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