If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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