In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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