He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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