She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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