i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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