Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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