Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I understand Curling. That high.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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