what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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