i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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