I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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