DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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