did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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