i would punch a child for taco bell
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Pooping to opera.
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