That's intense
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
