So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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