Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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