Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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