I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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