a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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