I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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