i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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