i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
