Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
how does that bad decision feel?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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