I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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