the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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