chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have grass duct taped all over my body
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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