Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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