It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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