Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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