my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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