Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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