On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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