You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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