I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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