Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize