Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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