We got so high we made milksteak
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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