We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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