Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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