i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We smell like vodka and hangover
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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