it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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