We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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