Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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