I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so let's talk penis.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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