It's Friday. Sex?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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