they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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