I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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