the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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