I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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