She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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