wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Your penis caused this!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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