As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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