there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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