spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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