My nipple is on Facebook.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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